Is your pee warm when it comes out of your butt?

Little sister to big sister “Zoey, is your pee warm or cold when it comes out of your butt?”

Dad thinks to himself ‘I wonder if I should correct the girls on pee coming out of your butt? Will this get into a conversation on how pee comes from your vagina and not your butt? Will we have to discuss the penis and the vagina once again?’

Big sister to little sister “Let me check” and touches her stream of pee.

Dad 🙁

Big sister to little sister “Oh, it’s warm!”

Dad “Ok girls, bath time. Now, like RIGHT now”.

A normal day in my life, also called Thursday.